After our orientation at Bard, we finally leave for Petersburg. I am fortunate enough to be seated next to Boosh on the flight over and learn all about planes and flying. He brought along a map of all air area in New York and pulls it out to show me the airport in Ithaca, using the opportunity to teach me all about Class A/B/C/D airspace. A very informative flight, if I do say so.
We stay at a hotel in St. P for a few days to finish up orientation. All I really learned is that we need to carry about twelve different official documents on us at all times. Carrying these documents is rarely a necessity for women, but men (esp. the ones in our group) are likely to be stopped on the off chance they are dodging the draft.
On Saturday, we move into the dorm. Interestingly, it’s the very same dorm I lived in when I lived here in 1995, though the area has become somewhat more commercialized. Our suite consists of a triple and a double with a very small kitchen and bathroom. The five of us go shopping for just enough to make it through the night then pass out and sleep for 12+ hours.
The next day, we pick up the items we were too tired to buy the previous day. The store right next to our hotel is more traditionally Russian: the store is divided up, somewhat like an indoor market, so that types of items are grouped together and sold by different vendors. However, each item is behind a glass wall, so you have to tell the vendor what you want. Easier said than done when buying tampons, dish soap, and other items none of us have ever learned.
And my personal excitement of the day: signing up for a gym membership. Two gyms are located fairly close to the dorm. One is for body builders; according to the program director, the walls are lined with posters of naked women and only reallllly jacked men work out there. In Speedos. I opted for the other gym.
When I tried to sign up yesterday (Sunday), I was told I needed my actual passport (not the photocopy I take everywhere) and a picture of myself for my ID (great…another ID. Since getting to Russia, I have received three new IDs, all of which I need to carry on me at all times). I return on Monday/today and try to explain in Russian what I want. Easier said than done. After failing to communicate that I don’t in fact want a full year pass but I do want a pass to the indoor waterpark, I finally resort to “Вы говорите по-англисски?" Thankfully, the woman does, sort of, and we continue until my credit card «hasn't gone through yet,» at which point it is impossible to determine whether the card hasn't gone through because it was denied or because they just haven't sent it through yet.
But it all works out and I make it in, complete with a new full set of papers to hold on to while my ID is made. After running for while, I head upstairs to do weights. It is at this point that I realize why everyone is staring at me. I am one of two women there wearing shorts and the only person in the entire gym listening to an iPod. So much for blending in. Interstingly, I am one of the more fully-clothed people there. As a visual aid, I have provided an example of proper male gym attire (guy on the right).
In the weight room I discover another cultural difference. At my gym at home, people generally get off a machine when taking a break between sets (and if they don't, I glare at them until they do). Upon returning from a break from an ab machine at this Russian gym («Fit-Kult»), I find two men casually leaning on it and chatting. As I watch, one moves over and uses it. He returns to his place and they continue chatting. I begin to glare. They notice but do nothing. I wait. They do nothing. I'm tempted to say something but don't want to be that stupid American, so I keep my mouth shut. Finally, I look around and notice that these men are not the only ones hanging out on a machine. Apparently, Russian weight rooms are used as a place to chill out and gossip. Not too different from American gyms, but Americans generally multitask and gossip while working out or stretching. I know I'm supposed to keep an open mind, and so far so good, but I like to be able to get on my machines when I want them.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
T-MINUS 36 HOURS
Last day at Bard (thank god). We spent all day in orientation, which produced a few gems:
– "Be aware that large icicles and chunks of ice fall from the city's roofs in early spring and can be deadly." (Personal safety session)
– "Traditional ideas on ilness are widespread and widely accepted. This means you may be subject to:
• activated charcoal for food poisoning
• hot vodka for a cold
• cabbage leaves around the head for a headache
• pickles strapped to the feet to help with a fever
• for an earache, have the cat sleep on your affected ear"
(Health and prescriptions session)
and my favorite...
– "Date rape drugs are generally not slipped to women. Once you get there you'll understand it's not really needed."
I'm screwed.
– "Be aware that large icicles and chunks of ice fall from the city's roofs in early spring and can be deadly." (Personal safety session)
– "Traditional ideas on ilness are widespread and widely accepted. This means you may be subject to:
• activated charcoal for food poisoning
• hot vodka for a cold
• cabbage leaves around the head for a headache
• pickles strapped to the feet to help with a fever
• for an earache, have the cat sleep on your affected ear"
(Health and prescriptions session)
and my favorite...
– "Date rape drugs are generally not slipped to women. Once you get there you'll understand it's not really needed."
I'm screwed.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
And you thought Ithaca sucked...
But at least Ithaca has a CVS. And 20,000 people at Cornell, to say nothing of the sketchy locals and the even sketchier IC students. Annandale-on-Hudson, where Bard College is located, has nothing within walking distance, even if you're really desperate and willing to walk 45 minutes to find entertainment. But I'm getting ahead of myself...
Having spent a low-key week hanging out in Willard Strait (read: eating and playing bubble spinner), I was finally ready to leave Ithaca. Sounds counter-intuitive, but I needed the week back at school to remind myself why leaving all the seniors behind wouldn't be such a bad thing. Anyway, having said some goodbyes and avoiding some others, I met up with my mom in Albany, where we did last minute shopping. Apparently I need to take over approx. 15 presents for her various friends in St. Petersburg on the off chance I get sick and need to contact one of them. That way, I will come bearing gifts and my free-loading won't be quite as apparent. We found a surprisingly good restaurant at the mall, at which my mom reminisced about Nastya and Tanya and Aisha and Seryozha etc. etc. for the 3rd or 4th time. Thank God I'm going abroad.
It's not until later that I look up the dorm I'll stay in in Petersburg. It's right next to the dorm we stayed in when I was last there (1995?). The same dorm in which an Asian student was murdered shortly after we left. At this point, my mom starts to flip.
But we leave Albany and continue to Annandale-on-Hudson and I hear about Nastya and co. for the 5th time in two days.
We're about 20 miles from Bard when I notice that we have left civilization behind in our exhaust. My student handbook warned me not to wait to buy anything in Annandale-on-Hudson. How true. This presents an issue in that we are only scheduled for orientation activities until 8:30 pm. After that, our options seems to be hanging out inside and hanging out outside. Common rooms seem to be nonexistent, and I have yet to see a TV in my 8 hours here at Bard. To make things worse, half the group is in a section of dorms far, far away. One upside: my block of dorms includes one named H. Potter.
Thankfully, there seem to be a few normal people in the group (I had my doubts), the only issue being that about half of them smoke (cigarettes). Maybe I lead a sheltered life, but I've never been in a group with such a high percentage of smokers.
Sorry for the lame post. Hopefully things will pick up in Petersburg. One of the guys here has already told us about how many countries he's vomited in, so once we get within walking distance of a liquor store, things are bound to get interesting.
Having spent a low-key week hanging out in Willard Strait (read: eating and playing bubble spinner), I was finally ready to leave Ithaca. Sounds counter-intuitive, but I needed the week back at school to remind myself why leaving all the seniors behind wouldn't be such a bad thing. Anyway, having said some goodbyes and avoiding some others, I met up with my mom in Albany, where we did last minute shopping. Apparently I need to take over approx. 15 presents for her various friends in St. Petersburg on the off chance I get sick and need to contact one of them. That way, I will come bearing gifts and my free-loading won't be quite as apparent. We found a surprisingly good restaurant at the mall, at which my mom reminisced about Nastya and Tanya and Aisha and Seryozha etc. etc. for the 3rd or 4th time. Thank God I'm going abroad.
It's not until later that I look up the dorm I'll stay in in Petersburg. It's right next to the dorm we stayed in when I was last there (1995?). The same dorm in which an Asian student was murdered shortly after we left. At this point, my mom starts to flip.
But we leave Albany and continue to Annandale-on-Hudson and I hear about Nastya and co. for the 5th time in two days.
We're about 20 miles from Bard when I notice that we have left civilization behind in our exhaust. My student handbook warned me not to wait to buy anything in Annandale-on-Hudson. How true. This presents an issue in that we are only scheduled for orientation activities until 8:30 pm. After that, our options seems to be hanging out inside and hanging out outside. Common rooms seem to be nonexistent, and I have yet to see a TV in my 8 hours here at Bard. To make things worse, half the group is in a section of dorms far, far away. One upside: my block of dorms includes one named H. Potter.
Thankfully, there seem to be a few normal people in the group (I had my doubts), the only issue being that about half of them smoke (cigarettes). Maybe I lead a sheltered life, but I've never been in a group with such a high percentage of smokers.
Sorry for the lame post. Hopefully things will pick up in Petersburg. One of the guys here has already told us about how many countries he's vomited in, so once we get within walking distance of a liquor store, things are bound to get interesting.
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